Dad Jokes are not good jokes. Right? We call jokes that make you moan or roll your eyes “Dad jokes.” They are so cringy that only a dad would tell them. But what if we told you that there are actually some Dad jokes out there that kids will love? This is coming from a dad. Am I a trustworthy source? Untrustworthy? Only time will tell.

Here are some of the best dad jokes that kids will love:

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Q and A

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?

A: Oh, never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: Why did the gym close down?

A: It just didn’t work out!

Q: You know what I saw today?

A: Everything I looked at.

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?

A: Because they are easy to see through.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

A: Nobody knows.

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 

A: It was two tired.

Q: What has more letters than the alphabet?

A: The post office.

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, to whom.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry. It’s just a joke!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in. It’s cold out here!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

Alright, fine. W-H-O.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go moo!

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Classic Dad Jokes

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.

” I’ll call you later.”

Don’t call me later. Call me Dad.

” Dad, could you make me a sandwich?”

Poof, you’re a sandwich.

” Dad, did you get a haircut?”

No, I cut them all.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

“Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?”

No, just leave it in the carton!

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know y.


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