Dad Jokes are not good jokes. Right? We call jokes that make you moan or roll your eyes “Dad jokes.” They are so cringy that only a dad would tell them. But what if we told you that there are actually some Dad jokes out there that kids will love? This is coming from a dad. Am I a trustworthy source? Untrustworthy? Only time will tell.
Here are some of the best dad jokes that kids will love:
Q and A
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh, never mind, I’m still working on that one.
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Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
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Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
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Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
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Q: What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
A: Nobody knows.
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Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: It was two tired.
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Q: What has more letters than the alphabet?
A: The post office.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s just a joke!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold out here!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
Alright, fine. W-H-O.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo!
Classic Dad Jokes
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.
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” I’ll call you later.”
Don’t call me later. Call me Dad.
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” Dad, could you make me a sandwich?”
Poof, you’re a sandwich.
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” Dad, did you get a haircut?”
No, I cut them all.
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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“Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?”
No, just leave it in the carton!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
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