My kids participate in New Year’s Eve parties differently than me. They don’t bother with staying up late, resolutions, or midnight kisses — they just want to have fun! And they do, especially when there are friends and family to keep them company. But when it is time for them to mix and mingle, why not give them something to say? So print off a sheet of these New Year’s jokes and let them spread laughter and joy!
We’ve never had a successful New Year’s Party.
Every year we drop the ball!
Do you like to watch movies on New Year’s Eve? What is the television’s New Year Resolution?
1080p!
What do you say to everyone one you meet on Jan. 1st?
I haven’t seen you all year!
How do you say goodbye on New Year’s Eve?
See you next year!
What do trees resolve to do every New Year?
Turn a new leaf!
What do dogs say on New Year’s Eve?
Bark! What where you expecting?
Did you hear about the man who cooked dinner at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
He didn’t finish until next year.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby New Year!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold, close the front door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody knows.
Wishing you a year filled with joy, love, and health. May 2023 bring you growth and opportunity and may it be filled with peace, contentment and plenty of fun moments. Happy New Year!
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