Is it possible to make math more appealing to children who don’t take to it immediately? Possibly, if you add a bit of humor to the equation. Below are 20 outstanding math jokes for you to share with your kids.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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Q: You know what’s odd?
A: Every other number!
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Q. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. It’s left as an exercise for the reader!
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Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven, eight, nine!
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There are three kinds of people in the world: People who can count and people who can’t.
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Q: What do the moon and a dollar have in common?
A: First, they both have four quarters.
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Q: Who’s in charge of a pencil case?
A: The ruler.
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Q: Did you hear what the 0 said to the 8?
A: Nice belt!
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Q: What’s the best tool to do math?
A: Multi-pliers.
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Q: What’s two plus two?
A: A math problem, silly.
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Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
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A farmer counted 99 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 100.
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There are plenty of math jokes to go around. Find a handful of jokes related to geometry and algebra below. If you know any math jokes that you enjoy, share them in the comments!
Geometry Jokes
It’s so sad to think that parallel lines have so much in common…but they’ll never be able to meet!
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Q: Why shouldn’t you fight with a 90-degree angle?
A: It’s always right.
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Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?
A: Stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
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Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: The trap-azoid.
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Q: What is a mathematician’s favorite type of tree?
A: A Geometree (because they have square roots!)
Algebra Jokes
Q: What do you call an algebra teacher that does magic on the side?
A: A math-magician
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I like linear algebra.
It’s straightforward
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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve used algebra in my life I’d have *n* dollars
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Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very difficult?
A: Because X was always 10
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